last friday night

This is a fun one
Because this was a recent one!
I was invited to go to a baseball game!
Which if you knew - in the tarot section..
I acidentally manifested?

Anyways, It was super brainrotting.
It was like being at a casino but without actually winning.
Lights, Songs, and Dancing.
Dude I wanted to be on that screen SOOOO BADDDDD!!
We also were getting a ton of free shots/drinks because
it was my friends birthday!!
So they saw her birthday gear and loaded us up.

I was BLASTED but I was having fun.
At some point, this DUDE tried to fight US.
He got upset that someone put their popcorn on his scooter
And he tried to cuss us out? like seriously?
No one was using it, and it was just there.
Like - I get it but also cmon?
Just ask polietly "can you move ur popcorn"

Anyways, we decided after to go to the club.
Now, I have never stood in line for a club.
Usually I have VIP (WHICH I WILL EXPLAIN IN THE NEXT STORY HOW UHH THAT USUALLY GOES)
So we just stood out people watching in Downtown Detroit...
It was... an experience.
Their was a school bus full of strippers.

We finally get into this club and its multiple floors.
So we are going floor to floor.
Dancing for HOURS okay?
We start getting drinks and I am BLASTTEEDDDD.
Atleast 20 shots deep because we took drinks prior to the baseball game too.

We go to the third floor and we are dancing with a group.
It's a good time and they want to get more drinks.
So I follow them to the bar and it's crowded.
Well, some nerdy ahhh dude is trying to throw his dihh on girls.
So they give me the LOOK (yk) and I COCKBLOCK HIM
AND THEY START THROWING ASSS ON MEEEEE

I AM LIKE OH SHIIIIIIIII
AND I MEAN IT WAS A LINE OF CHICKS THROWING ASS
So I eventually get out of that because ????
One of them did try to get with me but im like "i no no like sorry"
So I go back to my group.

Well, one of them has to piss and the bathroom is upstairs.
Ugh.
She's super drunk and starts opening the bathroom doors when people are in them
So the security starts calling her out on it.
She starts threatening to fight the security.
First off, I look at this dude and he is carrying.
So I am like....yea no we aren't doing this right now.
I apologize to this guy and his bitch ass girlfriend.
And his pick me ass bitch girlfriend gives me attitude but
I am reading the situation and I am like in my head thinking
"dont say what you wanna say rn just apologize."

Luckily, Subconcious ME is VERY protective.
VERY PROTECTIVE.
If you hand me your drink I WILL MAKE SURE ITS COVERED.
If you are with a random man, I WILL MAKE SURE HE MAKES U FEEL SAFE.
If you need to get out of a situation, I WILL DO IT.
Also because Subconcious me is FIRE she takes care of me before I sleep
Idk how but somehow she throws me into the shower, forces me to brush my teeth and change my clothes.
I dont know how she does that every single time
but she's so fire for that.
Shes a huge liar so she just lies to everyone for no reason. Like she LIESSS!

Well, I somehow out maneavur the security situation.
We get to the bottom floor and they turn on their fire alarms and kick everyone out.
So we all leave and are heading to the car....
But they didn't want to go home.

I am drunk and tired.
I want to go home
I start calling out manipulative behavior -
They aren't happy I called out manipulative behavior
They try to fight me
I deesculate the whole situation.
We hug.

She tries to fight a homeless guy instead
I stop that from happening
He leaves.

Then we all went home.

Well next day, me, my brother and my dad go to a rock show!
We have fun at rock show.
It was super fucking hot and my body was already brusied up but we still had fun.

We leave said rock show.
I bought some merch.
We then get followed by a homeless woman in a wheelchair.
She starts asking my brother if I was his girlfriend.
We are like " nah siblings"
And shes like "you lookinnggg for a girllfrrieenndd?"
And my brother is like "noo I have one at home"
and she goes "is she prettier than me"
and my brother goes " yes she is..."
then this woman starts chasing after us in her wheelchair
saying that she would be a better option....

and then i got home.
and got sick for a week.
and that was my week :D




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